Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Cory O'Brien

Get this:

Cronus loved to devour babies.

Narcissus most likely must have simply discovered to masturbate.

Odin received building savings with bestiality.

Isis had undesirable flavor in jewelry.

Ganesh was once the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.

And Abraham used to be absolutely cool approximately stabbing his child within the face.

All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, computer types of the vintage myths. in fact, mythology is extra screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, all of it is sensible now. In Zeus offers silly Wishes, Cory O’Brien, author of Myths RETOLD!, units the tales directly. those are impolite, crude, completely sacred texts instructed the way in which they have been intended to learn: loudly, and with plenty of four-letter words.

Skeptical? listed below are a number of extra gem stones to consider:

• Zeus as soon as crammed an unborn fetus within his thigh to save lots of its existence after he exploded its mom by way of being too solid in bed.

• the full Egyptian universe was once stored simply because Sekhmet simply obtained too hammered to maintain murdering everyone.

• The Hindu universe is administered through a married couple who basically cease murdering with a purpose to throw candy dance parties…on the corpses in their enemies.

• The Norse goddess Freyja as soon as consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in alternate for one glossy necklace.

And there’s extra dysfunctional goodness the place that got here from.

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