You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Heather McDonald


New York Times bestselling writer, comic, and Chelsea Lately author Heather McDonald’s hilarious precise tale of discovering herself within the obstacle of being an unwilling virgin on the age of twenty-seven.

Can’t a lady gown like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn celebrity and nonetheless be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You’ll by no means Blue Ball during this city back is the laugh-out-loud tale of a beautiful la lady who chanced on herself within the main issue of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, author, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald handed up abundant possibilities to have her V-card revoked via good-looking, wealthy, and infrequently even fabulously recognized males, yet she couldn't carry herself to do “it” till good after her buddies were deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly places it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any fabric for this book.” no matter if in a backseat, a neighborhood pool, or a activities stadium, with a frat boy, a physician, or an A-list star, Heather McDonald knew tips on how to flip these boys blue. in contrast to “putting out,” blue balling would possibly not have paid her lease or landed her unfastened journeys to Hawaii, however it did supply her with hilarious tales and adventures in her look for real love—and, finally, her own satisfied finishing. Now, Heather McDonald won't ever blue ball during this city back.

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