You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark


From the writer of the bestselling classics We're similar to You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your middle, Tramp, comes a suite of essays so humorous, you will shoot co'cola from your nostril. themes contain such gemstones as:

• Why leave out North Carolina is just too great to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow desires to enhance your pathetic existence

• Strapped for money? try out cat whispering

• intercourse each evening for a yr? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: it really is carolin' time

• airways serving up one scorching mess

• motion determine Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

• and masses extra!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's actual southern recipes, You cannot Drink All Day in the event you do not begin within the Morning is bound to entice somebody who lives south of something.

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