Work! Consume! Die!: I Am Actually Almost Completely Insane Now

Work! Consume! Die!: I Am Actually Almost Completely Insane Now

Frankie Boyle


Brace your self, Frankie's again, and he is extra outspoken and brilliantly beside the point than ever. There are fears that this 12 months may perhaps see the beginning of a double-dip recession, or worse nonetheless a double-dip-with-misery-sprinkles and f**k-where's-my-job?-sauce. Why now not giggle into the howling void as taloned palms succeed in as much as devour you with Frankie Boyle's new booklet, paintings! devour! Die! In paintings! eat! Die! stand-up comedy's favorite pessimist, Frankie Boyle, deals his outrageous, laugh-out-loud, cynical rant on existence as he is aware it. He describes your fact as considered via a bloodshot eye pressed opposed to a shit-smeared telescope, enthusiastic about hell: * 'Charlie Sheen's existence comprises happening large drug benders with teams of porn stars. If he straightened himself out he may have a truly mediocre occupation as a bit-part Hollywood actor. enjoying the position of Martin Sheen's corpse. he is loopy like a fox! and likewise truly loopy. What a sad waste, no longer being Charlie Sheen is. How majestic will probably be for him to die, almost certainly rather quickly, understanding that after they make a film of his lifestyles, it will likely be a porno.' * 'The X issue might be allowed to teach product placements. that is robust advertisements. final sequence I realised that the judges on my own had made me subconsciously purchase a gnome, a scrag-end of mutton, a vacuous model and a suspected gay.' * 'The Taliban are operating out of bullets. Operation 'Get our troops to soak up them with their our bodies' is eventually paying off. The Taliban are discovering it most unlikely to pay money for crucial offers - finally we are scuffling with on equivalent phrases. yet let's now not get complacent. simply because they're operating out of bullets we should not imagine our boys will not get shot. take into accout, the USA troops have nonetheless acquired plenty.' A no-holds-barred travel de strength of comedian writing, paintings! eat! Die! is Frankie Boyle at his brutal, taboo-busting most sensible. this can be not anything kind of than the clanging name to hands of a death mechanical God.

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