White Girl Problems

White Girl Problems

Babe Walker

Babe Walker, heart of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white woman with a pricey smoothie behavior, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mom she's by no means met, and nearly 50 bajillion Twitter fans. yet her "problems" have landed her in buying rehab-that's what occurs if you spend $246,893.50 in a single afternoon at Barneys. Now she's made up our minds to write down her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's needed to conquer so that it will be excellent in each means, on a daily basis. Hurdles such as:

  • I hate my horse.
  • Every activity i have ever had is the worst task i have ever had.
  • He's no longer a physician, a attorney, or a prince.
  • I'll devour whatever, so long as it is gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic.

In an Adderall-induced flash of thought, Babe Walker has controlled to create probably the most relaxing, unforgettable memoirs in years.

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