Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

Bathroom Readers' Institute


Aficionados of the Bathroom Reader have lengthy remarked on Uncle John's skill to pick vital quotations. The ever-accommodating Uncle John has answered to this shameless compliment via flushing out the best-ever top and such a lot hilarious charges to shape this crafty compilation. Highlights contain 5 stuff you should not Do ("Never try out the intensity of a river with either feet"), Seven vintage Shakespearean Insults ("Thy nutrients is resembling hath been belch'd on by means of contaminated lungs"), and pithy rock speak from the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, Neil younger, and Frank Zappa ("Rock journalism is those that cannot write interviewing those that cannot speak for those who cannot read.").

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