Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes
Bathroom Readers' Institute
Meredith) girls: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his textual content, the cynic his grouch, and the sinner his justification. (Helen Rowland) phrases: the main robust drug utilized by mankind. (Rudyard Kipling) paintings: the single particularly soiled four-letter observe within the English language. (Abbie Hoffman) fear: curiosity paid on difficulty earlier than it falls due. (Hal Roach) WRITING: the method of looking at a clean sheet of paper till drops of blood shape in your brow. (Gene Fowler) X: in our.
Alphabet being a useless letter that has an additional invincibility to the assaults of the spelling reformers, and prefer them, will no doubt last up to the language. (Ambrose Bierce) XEROX: a hallmark for a photocopying machine which may make quick reproductions of human blunders completely. (Merle Meacham) yr: a interval of 3 hundred and sixty-five disappointments. (Ambrose Bierce) craving: not just so one can cross loopy but in addition a great position to conceal out from tough fact. (Jay Cocks).
—Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson, on being a job version “Everyone has his burden. What counts is the way you hold it.” —Merle Miller MAN’S ally The headquarters of the lavatory Readers’ Institute has regularly had a canines putting round. This web page is devoted to our favourite four-legged good friend, Porter the beauty puppy. “The puppy represents all that's top in man.” —Etienne Charlet “A puppy isn't virtually human, and that i comprehend of no better insult to the canines race than to explain it.
“Straight males have to be emasculated. I’m sorry. all of them must be slapped round. girls were saved down for a lot too lengthy. each immediately man must have a man’s tongue in his mouth not less than once.” “Sick and perverted regularly attract me.” “Everyone most likely thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that i've got an insatiable sexual urge for food, while if truth be told, I’d relatively learn a book.” “I won’t be at liberty till I’m as well-known as God.” Kevin Spacey at the beginning attempted to be a stand-up comedian.
Bastards.” —Theodore Dreiser “There is a concept that if ever anyone discovers precisely what the Universe is for and why it's right here, it is going to immediately disappear and get replaced through anything much more extraordinary and inexplicable. there's one other conception which states that this has already happened.” —Douglas Adams “Life is a sexually transmitted disease—and the mortality price is a hundred percent.” —R. D. Laing “Look on the Golden Rule—it’s the very first thing i used to be taught. ‘Do unto others as you’d have.