Two More Pints

Two More Pints

Roddy Doyle

males meet for a pint – or – in a Dublin pub. They chunk the fats, set the area to rights, curse the ref, say a final farewell…

In this moment choice of comedian dialogues Doyle’s drinkers ponder:
- a topless Kate Middleton
- Barack and Michelle Obama (‘fuckin’ gorgeous’)
- David Beckham (‘Would you tattoo your kids’ names at the again of your neck?’ ‘They wouldn’t fit’)
- Jimmy Savile (‘a gobshite’)
- the monetary difficulty (again)
- abortion (again)
- and horsemeat on your burger…

Once back, these we've misplaced troop via their suggestions - Lou Reed, Seamus Heaney, Reg Presley, Nelson Mandela (‘he shouldn't ever have left the 4 Tops’), Phil Everly, Margaret Thatcher, Shirley Temple - they usually nonetheless have that unerring skill to invite the relatively basic questions like ‘Would you're taking penalty issues on your missis?’

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