Tiger Shrimp Tango: A Novel (Serge Storms)
Thanks to the expansion of the web, the United States unearths itself affected by a noxious epidemic of ruthless rip-off artists. the place do all of them come from? in the event you guessed one hundred ten percentage of them are spawned in Florida, you win the cigar. . . .
When a brand new electronic scheme is going horribly awry—causing innocents to die and a tender girl to head missing—only one individual can set issues correct: obsessive Florida trivialities buff and reluctant serial killer Serge Storms. Aided by way of his eternally addled sidekick, Coleman, and latter-day noir deepest eye Mahoney, Serge launches a campaign to rid his liked nation of predators and keep the woman. yet Serge's project is hampered via one pesky little element: he is being tracked through successful guy dispatched from his murky earlier. And all bets are off while Serge learns an analogous murderer is chargeable for killing the affection of his lifestyles years in the past. it is not lengthy sooner than the 2 commence monitoring one another round Florida in a frenzied Möbius loop.
It's a dance just one can survive—it's the Tiger Shrimp Tango!
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