The Teenage Dirtbag Years

The Teenage Dirtbag Years

Paul Howard

So there i used to be, roysh, type legend, colleges rugby legend, primarily all-round legend, whilst anyone makes a decision you can't, like, take a seat the Leaving Cert 4 occasions. good that placed a focking spanner within the works.

But becoming a member of the goys in school wasn't the mare i assumed it might be, essentially for, like, 3 significant purposes: beer, ladies and extra girls. And for as soon as I consider Fionn in regards to the, like, schooling probabilities. I suggest, the place else are you able to find out about pass judgement on Judy, laminating pretend IDs and, like, the right way to order a Ken and snog a woman on the similar time?

I can be attractive, roysh, yet I'm no longer silly and this a lot I completely understand: collage focking rocks.

Paul Howard is helping Ross O'Carroll-Kelly to put in writing his autobiographical sequence, now including 4 titles, principally simply because Ross can't fairly write, roysh? discover extra at

He is usually the writer of the bestselling felony reveal, the enjoyment, and co-author of Celtic Warrior, the autobiography of boxer Steve Collins.

A former activities Journalist of the yr, Paul coated the area Cup in Japan and Korea in 2002, and the rugby international Cup in Australia in 2003, for the newspaper. His account of the Irish football squad, The Gaffers, Mick McCarthy, Roy Keane and the workforce they outfitted, was once a bestseller in autumn 2002.

The funniest ebook of the year.
sizzling Press

I don't regard the musings of O'Carroll-Kelly as being primarily humourous. I regard them as directly reportage, journalism of a truly excessive order, which holds up a replicate to a lifestyle, an entire breed of men...
Declan Lynch, Sunday Independent

'Whether you like him or hate him, The Teenage Dirtbag Years can have you coming again for more.'
Erica Walsh, Trinity News

‘In The Teenage Dirtbag Years our dim rugger-bugger anti-hero explores third-level schooling. This lad makes Beavis and Butthead appear like Harvard graduates.’

Ferdia MacAnna, Sunday Independent

'Howard is the writer of a superb account of lifestyles in Mountjoy and is the comedian voice for the following decade.'
Eoghan Corry, Andersonstown information

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