The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs
Barry Dougherty, H. Aaron Cohl
Newly up to date —with plenty of brand-new jokes from today's best comedians.
What may be funnier than a superb comic story? How approximately 2,000 nice jokes? during this side–splitting compendium, revised and up to date and that includes a brand new creation via Drew Carey, individuals of the world-renowned Friars membership and different comedians supply zingers for each party, state of affairs, and taste.
Organized alphabetically and through subject, this e-book is made for looking, yet it's additionally excellent for locating icebreakers for social events, including a marginally of humor to enterprise speeches, and spicing up toasts.
Hundreds of the best-known comedians are represented, together with Sarah Silverman, Ellen Degeneres, Lewis Black, Ray Romano, Milton Berle, Carol Burnett, George Burns, George Carlin, Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Phyllis Diller, Bob desire, Alan King, Richard Lewis, Bob Newhart, Rita Rudner, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, and lots extra.
specific energy for you. Memorize it, paintings it into your revenues pitch every time it sort of feels applicable, and you’ll be surprised on the results.” certain sufficient, Tina’s figures went approach up, and on the finish of the month Mrs. Garcia referred to as her in back and congratulated her. “Did you are attempting my little trick?” she requested. Tina nodded. “It took me the entire weekend to discover the correct notice, yet I did: ‘fantastic’” “‘Fantastic.’ What an exceptional word,” acknowledged Mrs. Garcia encouragingly. “How’ve you been utilizing it?” “Well, my.
George, 17, forty six, forty nine, ninety four, 139, 179, a hundred and eighty, 241, 360, 363, 410 Burns, Jack, seventy seven Buttons, pink, forty three, seventy two, ninety two, ninety four, ninety five, a hundred, 103, 108, 192, 229, 289, 302, 334, 374, 376, 385, 387, 465 Byner, John, ninety eight Callas, Charlie, ninety six Callas, Maria, a hundred and fifty Calman, Mel, 391 Cantor, Eddie, 152 Capri, Dick, 186, 323 Carlin, George, 27, seventy four, 119, a hundred forty five, 227, 487 Carroll, Jean, 38, 483 Carson, Johnny, 118, 119, 226, 353, 462 Carter, Judy, 50 Cavanagh, Tim, 193 Ceisler, wealthy, 419 Celeste, Jimi, 35 Cho, Margaret, 230,.
youth, and obsolescence. —ART LINKLETTER I’ve received every thing I had 20 years ago—except now it’s all decrease. —GYPSY ROSE LEE these days there’s a capsule for everything—to preserve your nostril from working, to maintain you common, to maintain your center beating, to maintain your hair from falling out. . . . Why, due to advances in scientific technological know-how, each day everyone is demise who by no means seemed greater. while an actress advised Bob desire she was once “approaching forty,” he couldn’t support pondering from what.
Adam and Eve. “They have been English,” said the British delegate, “because in simple terms an Englishman may were this type of gentleman as to offer his personal rib to make a woman.” “Mais non!” protested the French delegate. “Look at Adam’s beauty, even nude. He used to be a Frenchman.” The Israeli delegate demurred, stating that the Bible essentially said that the production happened within the Holy Land. “So Adam and Eve have been of the selected humans; they have been Jews.” The Rumanian shook his head. “Adam and Eve may possibly.
there has been a stunning girl who enjoyed to paintings in her vegetable backyard, yet it doesn't matter what she did, she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor’s backyard, and his attractive vivid purple tomatoes, she went over sooner or later and requested him to inform her his mystery. “It’s quite relatively simple,” the outdated guy defined. “Twice every day, within the morning and within the night, I reveal myself in entrance of the tomatoes they usually flip crimson with embarrassment.” determined for the right backyard, she determined.