Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Lance Carbuncle


Idjit Galoot has an issue. He escaped from his master's condominium for a short romp round city, searching out effortless pursuits resembling bitches in warmth, clean roadkill and unguarded rubbish cans. while he returns to his residence, the elderly basset hound discovers that his grasp has packed up their property and moved to Florida with no him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the tale of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do good proprietor and his efforts to paintings his as far back as the puppy that he loves. alongside the way in which, Idjit's proprietor encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen at the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

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