Sh*t My Dad Says

Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern


After being dumped through his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern came across himself dwelling at domestic together with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and whilst Justin moved again domestic, he started to checklist all of the ridiculous issues his dad stated to him:

"That lady was once horny. . . . from your league? Son, permit girls determine why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do humans your age understand how to sweep their hair? It feels like squirrels crawled on their heads and began fucking."

"The worst factor you'll be is a liar. . . . ok, wonderful, convinced, the worst factor you'll be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

greater than 1000000 humans now keep on with Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and during this booklet, his son weaves a brilliantly humorous, touching coming-of-age memoir round the better of his costs. An all-American tale that unfolds at the Little League box, in Denny's, in the course of excruciating family members street journeys, and, most often, within the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, precise portrait of a father-son dating from an incredible new comedian voice.

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