Monstrous Regiment (For the Stage)
a brand new level edition of 1 of Pratchett's best-selling novels
The immense Regiment in query is made of a vampire (reformed and rancid the blood, thank you), a troll, Igor (who is barely too chuffed to stitch you a brand new leg for those who usually are not too specific approximately prior ownership), a set of misfits and a tender girl discovers pair of socks shoved down her pants is an efficient approach to open up doorways in a man's military. "One of the funniest English authors alive" (Independent)
Me see you, for which i'm thankful. I continuously say that if I had , i would make a spectacle of myself! His soldiers chortle dutifully. And are you going to inform me the place the Borogravian recruits are? Polly No Captain Horentz you're in no place to be ignorant. I guarantee you - we can't damage them. there's a far away scream, off. Sergeant Lipschitz a lot. Horentz nods to the 2 soldiers through the door, who slip out to enquire the noise. Polly crosses to the bar, pulls out her shako and places it.
round the degree, chatting, sprucing weaponry, and so forth. Shufti, Igor and Polly are by means of Maladict, with a steamingtin. Polly additionally has a billy can packed with tea. 'Shufti' Manickle ok. this is able to do it. It smells like espresso, besides. good . . . really like espresso. good, fairly like espresso if espresso was once made of acorns. Maladict attempts it. Maladict Tastes like dust! 'Shufti' Manickle convinced, yet is it operating? Igor Are we in a wooded area or a jungle? Any flying screws? (He pulls out a small glass jar choked with.
espresso! 'Tonker' Halter and also you ran away for those who have been informed you have been going into wrestle, you little dog's pizzle! normal Kzupi the private property of etx1isted males may well otx1y be searched of their presence, sir. (To Strappi.) Did you think the boys to be girls if you happen to did this, Captain? Strappi i used to be in general suspicious, sir . . . We had heard that ladies have been moving into the military, sir, yet we had no notion how a ways the rot had unfold. I did discover a petticoat, sir. basic Froc So why did not.
You Strappi I had served less than Captain Wriggles worthy, sir. normal Froc Oh - Wrigglesworth, certain. high-quality officer. a fan of basic Kzupi - novice dramatics. probably i may provide a manner via, normal? basic Froc convinced, Bob, cross forward. common Kzupi women. and also you, too, after all, Lieutenant shirt and personal Maladict. The raiding get together was once lead via a guy, certain? significant Clogston Lieutenant shirt, sir, certain. common Kzupi challenge solved, then. those younger women helped him. Smuggled him in, and.
Crouching defence place as Otto takes the image. Polly pats the Prince and breezes off because the lighting fixtures black out. Scene 13 A quiet spot. Jackrum is on. Polly enters and sits via him. Sergeant Jackrum So what is subsequent, Perks? Polly Dunno, Sarge. i will elect Wazzer and the remainder of the military and notice what occurs. Sergeant Jackrum take care of them, Perks, 'cos I ain't coming. Polly Sarge? Sergeant Jackrum good, seems like we will be wanting one struggle at the moment, eh? i have performed.