Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons

Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons


Laughter, the easiest drugs Holidays comprises greater than 1,000 of the merriest tales, jokes, fees and cartoons.
 

If ever there has been a time of yr during which we'd like a feeling of humor, it’s the vacations in America—and the most recent little booklet during this best-selling sequence is right here to aid! Brimming with America’s funniest tales, one-liners, cartoons, charges, and jokes, this side-splitting assortment explodes the parable that the vacations are the image of unpolluted houses, well-behaved little ones, meticulously wrapped presents, totally excellent foodstuff, special visitors, and perpetual, glossy white smiles. here's only a sampling of the vacation havoc all of us recognize—and love:

 

 “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to arrange. they're fed on in twelve mins. Half-times take twelve mins. this isn't coincidence.”            —Erma Bombeck       

           

 Last Christmas morning, finally the provides have been opened,

it was once transparent that my five-year-old son wasn’t delighted with the ratio

of toys to outfits he’d acquired. As he trudged slowly up the stairs,

I known as out, “Hey, the place are you going?”

            “To my room,” he acknowledged, “to play with my new socks.”

 

“The something ladies don’t are looking to locate of their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”        —Joan Rivers

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