I Hate Christmas: A Manifesto for the Modern-Day Scrooge

I Hate Christmas: A Manifesto for the Modern-Day Scrooge


Does the sight of a home festooned in sparkling colored bulbs with an illuminated reindeer within the backyard deliver you out in a chilly sweat? Or is the concept of unending chilly turkey sandwiches adequate to make you turn into a vegetarian? And what of the lovable little carol singers - does their out-of-tune wailing and screeching set your enamel on area? And the oh-so-annoying Christmas albums always on play in each crowded store you visit...the jumper-knitting kinfolk pouting to be kissed lower than a toxic plant...the freezing, darkish mornings that make you would like you'll remain lower than the quilt for ever?

If these kind of issues make you both are looking to leap aboard the subsequent plan to Timbuktu or stick your head within the oven in addition to the roast tatties, then this can be the must-have survival booklet for you. locate convenience within the curmudgeonly reviews. snicker on the ludicrous festive evidence. And pity these approximately you who're taken in via the silly-season madness.

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