I Am Better Than Your Kids

I Am Better Than Your Kids

Maddox


From the New York Times bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am higher Than Your Kids, an inventive critique of kid's paintings squeezed from the teats of Maddox's proficient palms. ultimately a ebook that cuts these arrogant little monsters right down to dimension. should you imagine kids are important snowflakes who're excellent in each approach, re-evaluate. if you happen to cherish every bit of paintings, each booklet document, each letter to Santa your baby offers, then this e-book isn't for you. in the event that your fridge is embellished with mementos out of your child's early life, you then are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his renowned web site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com considering that 1996 (which gets over 1 million particular viewers according to month), is right here to inform you the way your children are inferior, and why it issues. in response to his most well liked function on his site, I Am greater Than Your Kids, and that includes ninety nine percentage specific new content material, Maddox tells it love it is by way of announcing what we are all considering once we see a kid's artwork.

For the 1st time in released shape, Maddox has integrated his personal early life drawings for feedback. don't believe he can draw greater than your children? pass judgement on for your self. From sub-par valentines, do-it-yourself "gifts," to crafts or even photos of kids, no point of sweet sixteen construction is spared! Why present weak spot and mediocrity with gold stars? you're in Maddox's global now, and no baby is secure from the scrutiny and important gaze of the world's most excellent authority on kid's crappy paintings.

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