How to be a Brit: Includes the Classic Bestseller How to be an Alien

How to be a Brit: Includes the Classic Bestseller How to be an Alien


The imperative handbook for everybody who longs to achieve real Britishness George Mikes's perceptive best-seller presents a whole consultant to the British lifestyle. Having been born in Hungary, he finally spent greater than 40 years within the box, and the culmination of his labour comprise insights on very important issues together with the elements, how one can be impolite and the way to panic quietly. enjoyed by way of readers and authors alike, easy methods to Be a Brit comprises Mikes's 3 significant works -- how one can be an Alien, how one can be Inimitable and the way to be Decadent. in case you are British, you are going to like it; if you are a foreigner, you will enjoy it. find out how to plan a city: "Street names will be painted in actual fact and especially on huge forums. Then disguise those forums carefully." Queuing: "An Englishman, no matter if he's on my own, varieties an orderly queue of one." intercourse: "Continental humans have intercourse lives: the English have sizzling water bottles."

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