Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney's Humor Category
Now greater than ever, americans are afflicted through questions. As sweaty modernity thrusts itself upon us, the veil of lack of understanding that cloaked our state hangs in tatters, tattered tatters. Our "funny bones" are neither enjoyable nor bony. Glum is the recent giddy, and the previous giddy wasn't too giddy to start with.
What may be performed to prevent this relentless march of drabbery? not anything. yet might be this ebook can be utilized to ordinary the soreness. integrated herein:
The Ten Worst motion pictures of All Time, as Reviewed through Ezra Pound over Italian Radio
Unused Audio statement through Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, Recorded summer time 2002, for The Lord of the earrings: Fellowship of the Ring DVD (Platinum sequence prolonged Edition), half One.
How vital Moments in My existence could were assorted If i used to be Shot within the Stomach
My Beard, Reviewed
Circumstances less than Which i might Have intercourse with a few of My Fellow Jurors
Words that may Make great Names for infants, If It were not for his or her wrong Meanings
As a Porn motion picture Titler, i could Lack Promise
Ineffective how one can Subdue a Jaguar
Eleven Lunch Meats i've got Invented
Four issues i'd Have stated to Sylvia Plath if I have been Her Boyfriend
And a lot, even more, together with 20 tremendous new lists . . .
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