CollegeHumor: The Website. The Book.
Jeff Rubin, CollegeHumor, Streeter Seidell, Susanna Wolff
the 1st (and probably final, reckoning on revenues) anthology of the highly renowned site CollegeHumor.com!
Since 1999, CollegeHumor.com has been domestic to a few of the easiest comedy on-line. From its humble, dorm room origins, CollegeHumor has grown to draw over ten million per month viewers, making it way more renowned than any journal other than the only released via the AARP (different demographic). It employs dozens of younger comedy writers and performers who, having grown bored with competing with on-line pornography, have agreed to devote their paintings to paper during this book.
CollegeHumor. the web site. The booklet. compiles the staff’s favourite articles from the 1st decade of the site’s life, plunging the depths of the archive to carry you the superior of the very humorous, together with such favorites as:
Great old Pickup Lines
Honest Cyber Sex
Where I disguise My Porn
The Riddler will get Lazy
Instant Messaging with Mom
Introducing Google Smartass
And hundreds of thousands extra that don’t have catchy sufficient titles for the again disguise!
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