Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

Douglas Sarine, Kent Nichols


lethal NINJA knowledge FOR THE NON-NINJA

Carefully ponder the enjoyment of your soft-headed lack of understanding sooner than you start to run, turn, and bounce alongside the Ninja Path.
  
After a lot debate and in a spirit of morbid leisure, the foreign Order of Ninjas has selected to supply The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever mystery ninja education consultant particularly designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who deal with those smooth, lethal pages will die–probably in an elaborately terrible and painful demeanour. yet no matter if your trip lasts 5 seconds or 5 days or (rather inconceivably) 5 years, all those that bravely soak up this article and stick with the tenets and trials laid out inside of will die understanding they have been as ninja as they almost certainly could’ve been.

For the genuine of middle or the tremendous fortunate, this robust and honorable manuscript comprises such extraordinary ninja knowledge as:

•How to create and identify your own deadly ninja clan
•The right weapon to exploit while combating a vampire pumpkin
•Why clowns and robots are so harmful at the Internet
•Easy-to-follow charts displaying while to slice and while to stab
•How to execute such ultradeadly kicks because the riding pass over Daisy
•Why pretty well each ninja motion picture ever made sucks
•How to make a shoggoth explode utilizing well-placed foliage
•What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll intend to make it explode
•Death Aide certification
•And even more ninjafied enlightenment on each shuriken-sharp page!

Remember: humans don't take the trail, the trail takes humans.

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